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Author *Topic: 9 Insane Sex Toys That Will Blow Your Mind  (Read 4419 times)
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« on: January 06, 2009, 09:00:03 PM »

I have a hard time believing that some of these are real... but man, they sure sound good!

http://blog.lezvibe.com/2009/01/9-insane-sex-toys-that-will-blow-your.html
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« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2009, 04:39:04 AM »

That doll thing scares me! She looks dead!!   Cry
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« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2009, 12:19:57 PM »

Hmmm the licking tongue machine....wondering what that contraption looks like!!  Tongue
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« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2009, 03:28:31 PM »


I had a feeling the licking tongue machine would get Tina's attention  :lick:
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« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2009, 08:22:19 PM »

That doll thing scares me! She looks dead!!   Cry

I totally agree with that, it's just creepy. For the amount of money they want for a fake.. couldn't a guy go get an ACTUAL woman? hell, he'd have enough to take her to dinner, get her tested and woo her properly, not just a hooker pick up >.>

That was a horrible comment, BUT that's what I first thought.. my apologies
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« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2009, 09:57:55 PM »

Here's the tongue-licking machine (aka the "Tongue Chainsaw" lol) in action.  Complete with squirting orgasm Shocked... she squirts in the face of the guy holding the microphone lol.  Unfortunately, the camera cut away during that.

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« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2009, 10:44:33 PM »

Hot video! i remember i went on a Howard Stern rampage and looked up all his shows, he's fucking hilarious! There's this one where he actually convinces Carmen Electra to get on the Sybian  Shocked! So fucking hot omg! lol she almost cums too but then she leaps off it really quick.. she obviously gets embarassed  Embarrassed

Damn if i wasnt straight, i'd totally fuck the shit outta her lol
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« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2009, 06:22:27 PM »

There's this one where he actually convinces Carmen Electra to get on the Sybian Shocked! So fucking hot omg! lol she almost cums too but then she leaps off it really quick.. she obviously gets embarassed  Embarrassed  Damn if i wasnt straight, i'd totally fuck the shit outta her lol


Ooo that sounds like a video worth watchin!


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