Things I have masturbated with...

[baby_doll]

Okay so my list isn't really huge or exciting but hell, I thought i'd share anyway

• Fingers (obviously lol)
• Pillows
• Hairbrush handles
• PS2 controller lol
• Chain necklace (i reaally liked it)
• Base of body spray can (i like the cold)
• Feather (didn't do much for me)
• Shower head
• Old mobile on vibrate
• End of an electric epilator
• Screwdriver
• Pens/pencils
• Seam joining in jeans
• Metal frame of bed
• Teddy Bears of course! (some of you will get this better than others lol)
• Bobby pins (a new fave)
• Ice

okay so that was longer than i thought it would be. I'm a bad girl 

[Preciousclit]

• Metal frame of bed

Interesting and exciting! 

[aronpete]

Ooo fun!

- Hair/tooth brush handle

Ah yes. When I first discovered the joys of prostate stimulation I tried a lot of things. Best of all was the handle of a toothbrush that had a little rubber pointed thing on the end, designed for massaging the gums. When inserted that rubber point just reached my prostate perfectly and led to some seriously good times. Wish I still had it. I bought some vibrating dildos designed for prostate play but nothing beats that toothbrush handle.

[dickguy]

I'll have to think way back on this one.  Since I've been wanking for about 58 years, I'm sure I've used some items that I've forgotten about.
When I was 14 and playing with a 13 yr old girl playmate, we both had to pee about the same time, and didn't even give a second thought about going into my grandparents outhouse, to  do our  business.  It was a "two holer", and we sat side by  side and pissed until we were relieved.  She took the roll of TP and wiped her pussy and handed it to me.  Since guys rarely wipe after peeing, I took the roll and stuck my cock into the cardboard tube as if it was a pussy.  I had never done that before and it felt like I imagined a pussy would feel like.  She asked if that felt good to me and I said it sure did.  After that time, I learned to use those cardboard tubes as a wanking toys

I also recall at least one time, when I took two rubber balloons, spread some vaseline on the side of them and held them tightly together  while pumping my cock between them until I came.

Years later, my wife Bibi had read that some guys got off by using  womens underwear, and asked me if that   would do anything for me.  I said, I don't know, I've tried it."  She handed me a pair of her "silkiest" panties and said, "here, try these."
I said, "it was your idea, you do it."  She wrapped them around my cock and started to stroke me.  Then she wanted me to take over and finish until I came.  She liked the results and we may have done it once or twice more, but  there were several better ways for us to have sex than that.
If there were any other things I cum in over the years, I can't recall them right now.  However, none of them could be better than a nice warm  loving mouth or pussy.

[circlecityfemme]

let's see....

- makeup brushes
- electric toothbrush
- celery (i was young!)
- cucumber
- carrot
- my sister's vibrator
- ice cubes (on the clit & nipples)
- clothespins
- clip on earrings
- perfume bottle (round and gradually gets larger & its glass... feels great!

[gasmdude]

hmmm...
-Hand(duhr!)
-iPod chromatic... (Cool and smooth... under the cock is just.... hmm... indescribable...)
-Y'know the slide out keyboard platforms on a computer desk? yeah... i don't know why, its just... the sharp edge... its odddly stimulating...
-yeah... i once took a fairly large rubber grip off of a paint roller extender... lubed up... and, voila!
-probably not the first one to say but an inside-out lubricated condom

[rodpumper]

I have stuck just about any smooth phallic shaped object I can find up my ass, as I am blessed with a wonderfully sensitive prostate.  Hairbrushes, soda bottles, broom sticks, you name it.  A couple of years ago I bought a woman's g-spot vibrator and achieved a long time dream of a hands free anally generated orgasm, which I've done a number of times since when I've been in the mood.

My wife recently bought a toilet brush with a ribbed handle.  When I first saw it, my jaw dropped and my dick got hard, it looked absolutely perfect, so of course I stuck it in my ass and immediately started masturbating.  And OMG, it was outstanding!  I came so hard I thought I was going to faint.

[ffolkesmaster]

Hmm...maybe not as adventurous as some of the others but lets see...
not as comfortable with ass play but I have tried a vibrator a couple times for the ole prostate massage
baby oil
astroglide
shampoo, shower time fun
right hand
can't forget the left!
mattress
pillow
sock
mellon....made a mess too!
spa jet
shower head

[Nipped]

let's see....
- clip on earrings
- perfume bottle (round and gradually gets larger & its glass... feels great!

CCF, can you give some details about these 2? How did you use the clip on earrings? On your nipples (dang, that might be good)? On your clit (ouch!) I don't own any clip ons but I'm really curious how these worked for you.

Now the perfume bottle--I'm guessing you used it like a dildo. How did you keep the cap on? And if the cap was off, how did you keep the perfume or what was left from oozing out--I would think that would burn and not be so good.

You are creative--I love that! ~hugs~

Nipped

[handyjack]

Just wanted to say that I had a gf once who let me watch her fuck her pillow, and that to this day was one of the hottest things I've ever seen.  If I could be back in time and record it one of the few times I could talk her into it I'd have the only jack material I'll ever need. 
Ladies continue loving your pillows.

[andy9]

Alright, but don't tell anyone.
One time. Alright, maybe a couple of times, when I was younger, much younger, I used a rabbit fur I bought in Yellowstone. The first time I wrapped it around my cock and used it as a sleeve, and the second time I layed it on a pillow and... had fun with it so to say. Now the secret's out  It really did feel good though

I'm sorry rabbit fur. lol

[tibo]

Let's see how many I can remember:

• Detached shower head - the water stream playing on the cock head and frenulum is wonderful!
  Inflatable cock sleeve - that was disappointing even though it did vibrate
  Fleshlite (fantastic!)
  A large car sponge (cut a hole down the middle, push a condom through and secure the closed end with a clip to prevent it slipping out of place, secure the open end of the condom at the other end of the sponge with an O ring (from hardware shops), fill with lube and pump away - an excellent and cheap sex toy!)
  Hollowed out cucumber - they're pretty intense!
  Water melon - excellent - you don't notice the seeds!
  Large grapefruit
  Hollowed out thick banana - disappointing
  Pilows and cushions
  Mattress
  Inflatable mattress
  My thighs
  Women's panties and tights
  

[Sindra]

Let's see....

• Right hand (never could get the hang of the left)
  Various vibrators (my fav is the Orchid G!)
  Taper candles
  Handle of a shower brush
  Glass stopper of a decanter
  Narrow end of a wine bottle
  Handle of a fencing sword/rapier
  Plastic Lightsaber 
  Suction cups from a snake bite kit
  Handle of a plastic back scratcher
  Shower head on a steady stream
  

One thing I haven't tried, that most women seem to have, is pillows. I'm gonna have to try that out now. 

[sexyVector]

Plastic Lightsaber 

I hope "the Force" was with you.

As for me..

• My Right Hand
• A pool jet
• Various Sex Novelty Items
• Various pics, vids and webcams of the wonderful orgasmic women
• Naughty pornographic pictures
• My very active dirty mind

[Boat123]

my Right and left hand
A soffa
vaccum cleaner
tooth brush
hand massager
panties
tits