New Toys at Orgasmanic!

[ilikeitalot]

Deep Throat Trainer® $24.95

Girls, have you ever wished you could deep throat big penises without gagging? Well, now you can! The patented, all-natural Orgasmanic Deep Throat Trainer(TM) can quickly train your throat to handle even the biggest penises. Featured on Good Morning America and Oprah, the world is quickly discovering the benefits of the Orgasmanic DTT. April in Foley, AL exclaims: Before using the Orgasmanic Deep Throat Trainer(TM), I couldn't deep throat even the smallest dick without gagging terribly. But within weeks of practicing with my DTT for just 10 minutes per day, I can now deep throat big giant dicks for as long as I want. All my boyfriends love to fuck my throat. They also love to fill my stomach with semen while the head of their penis is rammed down my throat. And I love it too... because now I don't get any yucky cum on my tongue! Order the DTT today, then show off your new talent! Click here for a demonstration video!

The Fuckinator $129.95

This ain't your daddy's jigsaw.  No, this power tool is for much more serious projects... like pounding your pussy at 3,000 SPM (strokes per minute)! This heavy-duty toy will make your old rabbit seem like Bugs Bunny's cartoon penis. Usage is simple. Just push the life-like dildo onto the jigsaw blade, insert the dildo into your vagina*, then pull the trigger for 18 volts of heart-thumping, adrenaline-pumping, lithium ion satisfaction. Who the fuck needs a man when you have... The Fuckinator! Fuck yourself silly with the Fuckinator! Click here for a video of it in action! (ADULTS ONLY!) *Use at your own risk. Orgasmanic.com is not liable for injured sexual organs - internal or external. If any body parts are accidentally severed, store the part(s) on ice and contact your local emergency services immediately.

[ntellmenolies]

ok i see ilike has been up to his tricks again. however i also noticed that the saw was a hatachi jig saw LMAO damn i spend to much time at work.

[ilikeitalot]

Good eye Cheffie, but I'm sorry to say you're wrong (see pics below for visual proof).  While the Fuckinator is very similar to the Hitachi jigsaw, it's actually made by my boys in the Orgasmanic lab.

[Nipped]

I STILL prefer the long European/English cucumber......oh wait, that was for a different orifice! *shrug*


Hugs,
Nipped

[Nipped]

Since some of you less "cuke" oriented folks will wonder, here's a pic of a european cucumber compared to the plain ole domestic variety. I rest my case, your honor Ilikeitalot.

[Cutiewithabooty]

OK.. the european cucumber really freaks me out! LOL

[Mani]

Well I can see I need to bone up on my cuke-ology! 

Hey Ilikeit, any open positions in the Orgasmanic lab?

[Nipped]

Speaking of positions in the Orgasmanic Lab.......lol.........

I volunteer to be mani's assistant......sort of like a SOUS CHEF  but SOUS MANI (under mani)....lol


Hey Cutie, we could rename the veg the "Cute-cumber!"


Nipped

[Twombles]

rofl i was gonna say.... i heard a story about a couple that used a sawzall and the woman got cut!

got me 

[Cutiewithabooty]

rofl i was gonna say.... i heard a story about a couple that used a sawzall and the woman got cut!

got me 

LOL 

[bayouguy]

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25175429-23109,00.html

 Power tool sex toy lands woman in hospital

  SOME sexual experimentation landed an American woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

The Maryland woman was flown to hospital on Monday after she was injured in the incident involving a sex toy attached to a sabre saw blade, according to NBCWashington.com.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, the St Mary's County Sheriff's Office said.

NBCWashington.com reported the saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman.

The injuries were severe enough for her to be flown to hospital but she was released on Tuesday.

NBCWashington.com said the woman told police she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed.

[ilikeitalot]

Yep, I remember that story.  I'm guessing that's what gave me the jigsaw idea.  I didn't think anyone would take it seriously though.  I would've put some kind of serious warning in the first post, but eh, that would've ruined the joke.  Hopefully my first amendment rights will protect me if there are any um... accidents.

[Mani]

Speaking of positions in the Orgasmanic Lab.......lol.........

I volunteer to be mani's assistant......sort of like a SOUS CHEF  but SOUS MANI (under mani)....lol

Woot!! Let the research begin!!   

[Sarah]

HAHHAA deepthroat trainer. Obviously I must not need a deep throat trainer because I LOVE the taste of cum and I gag sometimes, but I don't mind mmmmm

[babble_chick]

hahaha you got me!