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« on: November 05, 2012, 02:52:39 PM »

I'm not a slave to fashion
I care not who wears what
But recent trends have brought me joy
As an admirer of the butt
 
Call me superficial
Call me rude or crass
But the fitting yoga pants
Are a gift to fans of ass
 
I hear complaints aplenty
'bout how they bother many
But me, I think they flatter much
The curvy, rounded fanny
 
In back they hug the supple cheek
And pull them taught, no slack
On women who wear thongs (or naught)
They accentuate the crack
 
Even women not athletic
With an extra pound or fifty
When they wear snug yoga pants
They still coax out my stiffy
 
I think a lot of stroking,
Of fitting cock to cleft
Of caresses through tight fabric
Both buttocks - right AND left
 
My heart is pounding right now
My breath is shallow too
My dick is throbbing, hard and stiff
Ready to shoot goo
 
Yes, I am an "ass-man"
It's shallow, I do know
I also go for red hair
Now THAT can make ME blow.
 
Normally I don't freak out
'bout boobies or hot pants
Today, though, I saw loads of ladies
Sporting yoga pants
 
Already in a fragile state
of edging, holding back
Round buttocks all around me
broke THIS poor camel's back
 
I can't stop thinking at all
of cotton and spandex
and how it holds so perfectly
ass of the "gentler sex"
 
Forgive me if I seem a lout
A piggish guy, a brute
Last week I wasn't quite so bad
was practically a mute
 
But recent observations
of women in cool days
show yoga pants are popular
they're great in many ways
 
I hope they stay a while now
this ass-guy is a fan
wear them proud, they're flattering
(unless you are a man)
 
Us men, we always see this stuff
We notice on the sly
We glance at all your lady parts
from the corner of our eye
 
We let you walk ahead of us
with respect and courtesy
But also 'cause your yoga pants
Spark sheer perversity
 
Don't worry, if it weren't those pants
something else would get us
hot and bothered, we are pigs
we'd bone you if you let us.
 
The time has come to end this tripe
It's sad how lame I've been
Just thought I'd say how hot they are
Those pants you girls are in.
 
I know I'm not the only one
This isn't the first time
But I might just really be
The only one to rhyme!
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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2012, 03:23:44 PM »

Tres bon, c'est magnifique !!    Thumbs up
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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2012, 04:26:34 PM »

Nicely put lol
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2012, 09:43:22 PM »

Yup , I agree ...           Nice Poem !





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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2012, 10:30:47 PM »

Sand & Fog are all over this! Cheesy

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« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2012, 10:46:57 PM »

I have to admit... think women look better in yoga pants then even skirts...  I have hard time looking away from a woman in yoga pants.  I might have to change my name to loveyourassinthoseyogapants.
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2012, 06:06:59 PM »



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« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2018, 12:09:28 AM »

I'm not a slave to fashion
I care not who wears what
But recent trends have brought me joy
As an admirer of the butt
 
Call me superficial
Call me rude or crass
But the fitting yoga pants
Are a gift to fans of ass
 
I hear complaints aplenty
'bout how they bother many
But me, I think they flatter much
The curvy, rounded fanny
 
In back they hug the supple cheek
And pull them taught, no slack
On women who wear thongs (or naught)
They accentuate the crack
 
Even women not athletic
With an extra pound or fifty
When they wear snug yoga pants
They still coax out my stiffy
 
I think a lot of stroking,
Of fitting cock to cleft
Of caresses through tight fabric
Both buttocks - right AND left
 
My heart is pounding right now
My breath is shallow too
My dick is throbbing, hard and stiff
Ready to shoot goo
 
Yes, I am an "ass-man"
It's shallow, I do know
I also go for red hair
Now THAT can make ME blow.
 
Normally I don't freak out
'bout boobies or hot pants
Today, though, I saw loads of ladies
Sporting yoga pants
 
Already in a fragile state
of edging, holding back
Round buttocks all around me
broke THIS poor camel's back
 
I can't stop thinking at all
of cotton and spandex
and how it holds so perfectly
ass of the "gentler sex"
 
Forgive me if I seem a lout
A piggish guy, a brute
Last week I wasn't quite so bad
was practically a mute
 
But recent observations
of women in cool days
show yoga pants are popular
they're great in many ways
 
I hope they stay a while now
this ass-guy is a fan
wear them proud, they're flattering
(unless you are a man)
 
Us men, we always see this stuff
We notice on the sly
We glance at all your lady parts
from the corner of our eye
 
We let you walk ahead of us
with respect and courtesy
But also 'cause your yoga pants
Spark sheer perversity
 
Don't worry, if it weren't those pants
something else would get us
hot and bothered, we are pigs
we'd bone you if you let us.
 
The time has come to end this tripe
It's sad how lame I've been
Just thought I'd say how hot they are
Those pants you girls are in.
 
I know I'm not the only one
This isn't the first time
But I might just really be
The only one to rhyme! I

I was just reading back through my old posts and realized how proud I am of his
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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2018, 12:50:33 AM »

It used to suck in the winter, women would bundle up in jeans and pants. Then someone decide to invent these leggings and women wear them like crazy. They show every inch every curve oh my my my.  I love it when you see the women who know they're fine and don't wear the long shirt to cover their ass.  I saw two women like that this past weekend.....OMG. gorgeous ass. 
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