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« on: December 19, 2017, 01:26:18 PM »

A family was at the dinner table. Son asked his father---' Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there??

Surprised father  answered--
'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:? In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.?
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.?
After 50, they are like onions'.?

Son--'Onions?'?'
Father---Yes, you see them and they make you cry. Cry'?

This made his wife and daughter mad  Angry
So the daughter said--Mom, how many kinds of 'penises' are there??

The mother smiled and answered-- 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.?In his 20's, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard? In his 30's and 40's, it is like a branch 🌴, flexible but reliable.?
After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'?

Daughter-A Christmas tree?
Mom-'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration. Grin  Tongue Love

Merry Xmas in advance ...  Love
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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2017, 01:57:29 PM »

Very good HSB!
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2017, 03:56:30 PM »

 Grin
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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2017, 07:30:53 PM »

Not all cocks are like that after 50.   Wink
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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2017, 08:06:47 PM »

I figured it was like a christmas tree because it was only up once a year.
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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2017, 08:08:37 PM »

Hahaha


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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2017, 08:46:09 PM »

Hahaha

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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2017, 11:23:53 PM »

Not all cocks are like that after 50.   Wink

I agree of course being well over 50, but I shoot blanks now. Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2017, 11:28:45 PM »

I figured it was like a christmas tree because it was only up once a year.

That was also a good reason, but I am sure most of us over 50 are UP more than once a year.  More likely daily Smiley

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« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2017, 11:18:24 AM »

but if you plug them in they still light up ( lighted ornaments ) no matter how old they are lol
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« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2017, 11:26:18 AM »

lol. Thanks for the humor.
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