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« Reply #30 on: March 13, 2018, 01:27:16 AM »

"Giant Pole"
Sigh, I wish
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What has 142 teeth and holds The Incredible Hulk?
...Someone else's zipper. Mine is holding Wolverine.
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« Reply #31 on: March 13, 2018, 02:47:52 AM »

Dangling killer hahahahah
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« Reply #32 on: March 13, 2018, 05:49:51 AM »

Haha Man Gun!
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« Reply #33 on: March 13, 2018, 11:17:23 AM »

Giant Snake...Love it!!!!
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« Reply #34 on: March 13, 2018, 12:34:56 PM »

Man flute. I'll take it. Who wants to blow my man flute?


I’m peeing my pants right now laughing!!!
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« Reply #35 on: March 13, 2018, 12:37:43 PM »

I was always happy to be Mr Wobbly, but (music pulease) as I race into the arena ... Monster Pole ... I feel a tad over rated, but am more than pleased to run with it.
Feeling a tad blessed I'm not a fem as it would have been ... Pretty Tunnel .... (Well maybe to a lover of hemorrhoids)
Onya ladies ( Thumbs up), Besty and Wet, for the humour !!

So glad you participated!!! Still laughing at “Pretty Tunnel”
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« Reply #36 on: March 13, 2018, 03:10:19 PM »

Giant Steak LOL What do you think? Who wants some Giant Steak on their menu  Jerk n cum 69
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« Reply #37 on: March 14, 2018, 09:55:38 AM »

Girthy gun
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« Reply #38 on: March 14, 2018, 01:32:51 PM »

I guess from now on I'm Big Steak...clearly an exaggeration!!!
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« Reply #39 on: March 14, 2018, 05:58:12 PM »

Giant Steak LOL What do you think? Who wants some Giant Steak on their menu  Jerk n cum 69

Love it!!! I love me some steak!
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« Reply #40 on: March 15, 2018, 02:32:36 AM »

Fun Stick !!!!   Smiley
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« Reply #41 on: March 16, 2018, 02:42:23 AM »

Hard Pole. Meh. Last time I did one of these "what's your penis' name" tests I somehow got "Ivan the Terrible". Don't think I'll ever beat that.
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GaWd, i'M sooo HoRny riGht nOw...
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« Reply #42 on: March 16, 2018, 11:47:54 AM »

So it's a piece of SKIN MEAT. Why not?
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« Reply #43 on: March 16, 2018, 12:58:30 PM »

Mine would be hard destroy well the first bits ok lol
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« Reply #44 on: March 16, 2018, 01:05:48 PM »

Girthy Beef, lol i wish
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