Hurricane Florence 2018

[ilikeitalot]

For those of you on the right coast, be well and be safe! (and for god's sake, wear a condom!)

• Thank you, National Weather Cervix.
• How many inches are we expecting to get?
• This storm will probably be finished before we even feel anything. They say 10 inches is expected, but we will most likely only get 3” and then have to clean up the mess it makes.
• Any chance the hurricane will pull out or is ejaculation inevitable? *evacuation! — dang autocorrect
• Forget the milk and bread. They need to stock up on lube!
• It's not the size guys, it's the motion in the ocean.
• Don't worry, if this thing is coming in like most guys, it's coming in hard and won't last more than two minutes.
• When do they expect it to penetrate the Outer Banks? Is it going to reach Cape Uterus?
  
• There’s a vas deferens in today’s forecast and yesterday’s.

[ntellmenolies]

I evacuated Tuesday. Now just to wait

[Walnuts2]

Very creative, I hope everything CUMS out okay.

[JillinVa]

Lots of "anticipation" the past week or so.  It's coming, it's coming, it's coming

Seriously; thoughts, prayers, well-wishes to all those going thru this mess for the next few days, weeks,  months and hopefully not years. 

[Curly]

We had a bunch of tornados yesterday (7 in all) all over town. One in particular went between my house and the high school behind me. Luckily no damage to my house or buildings. The schools sheltered the kids in place until around 6:30pm, upsetting a lot of parents but for good reason. the weather man is saying we are clear now and can expect sunshine for the rest of the week. 

[hot.sexybabe50]

We had a bunch of tornados yesterday (7 in all) all over town. One in particular went between my house and the high school behind me. Luckily no damage to my house or buildings. The schools sheltered the kids in place until around 6:30pm, upsetting a lot of parents but for good reason. the weather man is saying we are clear now and can expect sunshine for the rest of the week. 

Glad everyone is safe ...

[dirkJAB]

Yeah, the East Coast was really screwed this summer.